Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.
reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
- One time my Mom worried I had an eating disorder. Then we talked about it. She knows I don’t now.
- I don’t know if I’m a small or extra small in some tops because my boobs are tiny but not super tiny.
- Someone told me they could snap me in half once. I felt embarrassed for approximately 3.8 seconds.
- If I take two extra-strength Tylenols I pass out.
- No seriously.
- That’s it.
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
oh yeah fuck glee